Free websites with girls that want to meet up and fuck

04 Nov

Apparently boasting hundreds of members at universities across the UK, skint students can sign up to be “sugar babies” to either “sugar mamas” or “sugar daddies”.

In exchange for a relationship (80% of Seeking Arrangement dates involve sex, but the founder Brandon Wade denies it’s a form of prostitution), cash-strapped sugar babies are lavished with gifts and cash allowances which average at £5,000 a month. If you have trouble with giving out satisfying oral sex, you should probably lick your phone instead.

The main one being that you’re probably a fucking eagle-eyed psychopath to use it in the first place.

So you’ve tracked down future lovers on the road, Facebook and on your phone, but what about 30,000 feet in the air?

Pure is an app for those that want to enjoy Tinder but are too embarrassed or shy to put themselves out there.

Or who just want to hide the evidence that they’re into online hook-ups.

Simply choose which of your friends you want the site to send you notifications about when there’s a change in their relationship status. For those who want to know what that swipe left actually means, Heavenly Sinful is a simple way to find out exactly what they’re looking for.

Then, if your Facebook friend changes their relationship status, the website will send you an email, so you’ll be right in there straight away. As well as swiping left you can use the app to specify whether you’re feeling Heavenly (“Let’s go for a cute Frappuccino and take selfies”) or Sinful (“Hey, I would like to have sex with you”).

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After an hour your listing, photos, tagline and location all disappear.

The only catch is that if you want to continue longterm with your private rendevouz via Pure, you’re going to have to pay.

A basic ‘Weekend Cassanova’ membership costs £225 per month, or you can splash out on the top level ‘International Playboy’ profile costing a mere £903 per month.

Whether you’re looking for “long term relationships”, “lots of casual fun” or to “wife up with your end game girl”, bear in mind the website addresses their particular clientele “If you’re reading this, then you’re probably already a reasonably attractive and successful guy.