No credit card sex lines

22 Jan

It had an unlimited line of credit, no fees and a 0 per cent interest rate.

He also added a provision stating that the customer “is not obliged to pay any fees and charges imposed by bank tariffs”, and an extra clause to the contract should the bank seek to break or change the agreement.

It’s hard to believe that through all the technological breakthroughs, long-distance sex is still pretty much the same as it was in 1876 when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone so women could describe their ankles to guys over the phone. But phone sex can really feel like that if you don’t know what you’re doing.

Luckily, Lauren Rules, a professional phone sex operator with over 15 years of experience, is here to give her top 14 tips on how to have the best, most non-awkward phone sex of your life.

”Make like your favorite reality show stars and start spilling!

Lauren says to draw out your words using soft whispers and sprinkle in a few playful sighs here and there while you’re talking.

It helps if you’re already turned on before you talk on the phone.

Instead of simply ignoring the offer of credit, Mr Argarkov, 42, scanned the agreement into his computer, changed the terms of the contract and returned it to the lender, Tinkoff Credit Systems.

According to the Russia Today news channel, his version of the agreement was rather more favourable than that he received from the bank.