Sarcastic dating headlines

10 Oct

The Hey/Hi/Hello Headline Don’t use some form of greeting. You might as well have said “I’m on here because I want to meet women” or “Single and Ready to Mingle.”Use this rule of thumb: if it’s been printed on a mass-produced t-shirt, you might want to avoid it.

The Most Special Snowflake Headline It’s great that you’re a vegan, a Jehovah’s Witness, a Cross Fit enthusiast, and a CEO who only dates models.

Not even if you think it’s the funniest of all funny jokes.

There are better ways to differentiate yourself than to sound like a serial killer.

Here’s what search results look like on Millionaire Match: See how that headline is the first thing you see?

So if you’re not into the bad-boy thing, what about something like …The former invites a woman to send you a message while the latter jokingly invites a woman to drop you a line if she is all of the above.The Corporate Tagline Headline There’s a reason Don Draper makes a million dollars and breaks a million hearts.He is good at what he does, which is selling things.It’s also effective to phrase your headline as a question.After all, the woman will then want to either know or provide the answer.